fury-brand:

dreamingbyblondie:

being a girl and hitting puberty is so traumatic. you go from being a genderless little free thing to being hit with shaving and makeup and growing breasts and skincare and menstruation and suddenly being sexualised when like a few years ago you could take your shirt off to play in the stream and trade yugioh cards with the boys and come home covered in mud and not even think about it. and then you spend years hating being a girl and hating everything puberty did to you and wishing you could be a boy or be completely genderless again and it takes you Many years to come to terms with yourself Or you simply try to Lean In to everything and do makeup tutorials on YouTube and claim it’s for fun. like how can this be treated as normal

trans people AND cis women 🤝 struggling to exist in a marked body which the world wants to shape, control and project meaning on to against your will

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

pyrose-the-flame:

theun–sj:

dark-deathrage:

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

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Originally posted by neonearthtone

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

free-post-store:

ars-shitpostica:

i-like-girls-69:

gothidecorem:

collaberal-damage:

moved-2-sillyfunny:

thatskeletonbitch:

moved-2-sillyfunny:

vultureseye:

shrimpblaster:

whatthe4355:

tentacleteapot:

gayantifasmutcomics:

bloodakoos:

sunpuddle:

coughloop:

ndiecity:

*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

AMONG US BABIES,

INFECTED WITH RABIES,

NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,

THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,

1

nothing wrong with me

2

nothing wrong with me

3

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

4

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

1

Something’s got to give

2

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

3

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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$0

lizzy-frizzle:

lizzy-frizzle:

lizzy-frizzle:

lizzy-frizzle:

Guess who’s back on a lockpicking kick

“Hey, watch how fast I can pick this lock.” <- trying to flirt

I underestimated the strength of dextrous fingers as a flirting tool, somehow

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hiiiiiii you can trust meeee i prommy i won't get lost forever in the darkness to become a hollow shell of my former self doomed to wander in aimless perpetuity

silkysong:

thats a requirement to be one of my followers in my silky dark era blog btw. get lost forever in the darkness to become a hollow shell of your former self doomed to wander in aimless perpetuity idiot

gallusrostromegalus:

goddamnshinyrock:

naamahdarling:

blondejaneblonde:

catchymemes:

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Okay, but I would pay extra for this driveway.

Um, can I please get every neighborhood kid and animal to come walk across my driveway? Can I get a cat to just run around on there? This flock of ducks did such an amazing job!

I was 18 months old when my parents built their house. After pouring the concrete slab for the foundation, my father, world’s most sentimental man, carried me down into the hole so he could preserve a single imprint of my little baby foot in the house he was building for me to grow up in.

Naturally, I wriggled loose, so what is actually preserved for posterity in my parents’ basement floor is my mad dash through this glorious new mud pit, followed by my father’s footprints in hot pursuit, a visible scuffle where the fugitive was captured, and then my father’s prints returning to the ladder.

I hope some future archeologist finds your parent’s basement floor because they’re going to lie down on the ground and cry about it.

kavaeric:

kavaeric:

kavaeric:

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I don’t like to add to the noise of Software Developer Do Dumb Thing, but I feel like this is as if the Japanese government sent me an email going “it turns out there are a lot of you named Kenji Tanaka, so to solve this problem we are retiring passport numbers”

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Our username system makes it difficult for folks fluent in other languages to express themselves. That’s why we’re moving to a system like the one on Twitter, where every Asian artist forced to get an alphanumeric username has a handle like @bc2931a or @2023jx or @wabababxa_, which is very easy to remember and shows how versatile alphanumeric handles are at expressing one’s non-English-speaking self

Discord’s post trying to convince me that we’re somehow now extremely allergic to the idea of sharing a number, despite the fact that Nintendo, that video game company that makes stuff for actual children, has had no problem with its users sharing IDs that are 14 digits long

z-arcane:

qzvk:

everyone has to stop making posts like “the world’s loneliest ant has died in secret” its making me sad

the worlds happiest ant has found large strawberry crumb

weatherdyke:

weatherdyke:

weatherdyke:

weatherdyke:

i hope the homestuck lesbian tumblr community knows theyve been the lifeblood of the comic and the fandom since act 7

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after homestuck ended we basically claimed squatter’s rights on the comic and fandom and fixed up the place for everyone’s sake. and “fixing up the place” was drawing vriska butch and writing terezi meta and shit

[image id: a yellowed page from an unidentified book. a black and white photograph shows altas, from greek mythology, straining to hold the world on his shoulders. atlas is labeled “homestuck lesbians” and the world is labeled “fandom longevity”. end id]

rogha:

rogha:

rogha:

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have